The true answer was #3.

As for the others… #1) I have four children, not nine, #2) I’ve actually held all the jobs listed except for being a clown. They scare the crap of out me! #4) This should be flipped; I seldom worry, but I hate performing for an audience because I always get cold-sweat nervous right before I go on even though I’ve been received feedback it doesn’t show, #5 While I’ve always looked young for my age I’ve never been mistaken for being THAT much younger, #6) Is pure fiction…to the best of my knowledge. ;-)

Thanks for playing along!