Count Rugen on Why Daylight Savings Time “Sucks”

And now, a public service message from The Princess Bride’s Count Rugen on behalf of Daylight Savings Time. . .

“As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that’s all this is except that instead of sucking water, they’re sucking time. They’ve just sucked one hour of your life away.  They might one day go as high as five, but they really don’t know what that would do to you.  So, let’s just start with what we have.  What did this do to you?  Tell me.  And remember, this is for posterity so be honest.  How do you feel?”